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Summarised Post: Israel’s military claims its troops shot paramedics in Rafah because they felt “a sense of threat.” The incident is under internal investigation, and the world is once again expected to nod solemnly and move on.

Trigger-Happy Threat Detectors International™

Ah yes, the age-old military defense: “Oops, we thought they looked scary.” Because clearly, nothing says “imminent threat” like fluorescent vests, medical kits, and people frantically trying to save lives. Who knew syringes were now classified as ballistic missiles? Maybe the IDF just mistook the Red Crescent for a red alert. If we’re redefining “sense of threat” this loosely, let’s go ahead and carpet bomb anyone with a clipboard and a conscience.

But don’t worry—an internal investigation is underway, which, as history shows, is code for “we asked ourselves politely and decided it was complicated.” Maybe next time the paramedics can wear neon signs that say Please Don’t Kill Us, We’re Not the Plot Twist in Your PR Narrative. Meanwhile, world leaders will perform their usual dance of concern—furrowed brows, vague tweets, and zero consequences. Bravo, humanity. Another standing ovation for moral flexibility.

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