Sky News reports that wage growth is slowing and earnings are below expectations, implying economic stagnation or inflation pressures. Meanwhile, bin men — often overlooked — are doing relatively well, leading to a reflection on the irreplaceable nature of essential, physical labour jobs in contrast to the replaceable fluff of political bureaucracy.
TRASH IS GOLD, AND WE’RE THE RUBBISH
Oh, the bitter irony of 2025: where the modern office drone is one corporate reorg away from extinction, yet your local bin man is recession-proof and probably making more than the spreadsheet sorcerer in middle management. Wage growth? Sluggish. Economic optimism? Missing in action. And meanwhile, Barry from the waste collection route is not only earning solid money — he’s got job security. Let that sink in. We’ve built an economy that rewards the indispensable and punishes the replaceable, yet still somehow thinks management consultants deserve six-figure salaries to “streamline inefficiencies” — aka fire people and replace humans with PDFs.
And here’s the kicker: the humble bin lorry is now the last bastion of meaningful labour. It’s poetic really. You could replace your councillor with a chatbot and no one would notice — except maybe the chatbot would actually respond to emails. But the bin man? Try getting ChatGPT to lift a week-old bag of nappies in a heatwave. Ain’t happening. We’ve spent decades trying to automate away dignity, and the only thing standing tall is the guy hauling your trash while you scream at Teams because your VPN dropped again. Heroes wear high-vis now. Suck it, crypto bros.
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