NASA is offering $3 million to innovators who can figure out how to recycle human waste left on the Moon by Apollo astronauts, turning decades-old poop into useful resources like water, energy, or building materials for future lunar missions.
Houston, We Have a Turd
In what can only be described as the most expensive cosmic plumbing job in history, NASA is now begging for ideas to clean up the leftovers of Buzz Aldrin’s bowel movements. That’s right—while Earth is drowning in microplastics, collapsing ecosystems, and billionaires who think taxes are optional, we’re apparently meant to care about moon manure. The same government agency that faked the Moon landing (wink) now admits their astronauts took a dump on the lunar surface—and left it there like a frat party gone interstellar. And now, they want us to recycle it? What’s next—turning Neil Armstrong’s toenail clippings into space fuel?
If the Moon is humanity’s next great home, then congratulations: we’ve already moved in and clogged the toilet. This is less about innovation and more about retroactive space janitorial work. Imagine pitching this to a venture capitalist: “Yes, we’re going to terraform the Moon—starting with vintage feces.” NASA, the agency that brought you Tang and questionable flag shadows, is now offering $3 million for the galactic equivalent of dumpster diving. But hey, maybe it’s poetic. We went to the Moon to leave a legacy, and like all great civilizations, we marked our territory… with literal crap.
Source: NASA LunaRecycle Challenge
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