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Because nothing says “crisis management” like slapping a travel ban on French boat dealers. That’s right, in a dazzling display of 4D chess meets pub logic, Britain’s latest border control masterstroke involves banning French boat sellers from setting foot in the UK—because obviously, they were just dying to spend their summer holidays in Blackpool after making a killing in dinghy sales.

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Ah yes, the great inflatable menace of 2025. While the English Channel becomes the busiest illegal sea lane this side of the Suez Canal, the British government has opted for an inspired tactic: don’t fix broken asylum systems or international cooperation—just blame Pierre, who sells Zodiac boats from his shack in Calais.

Now, let’s be clear: French boat sellers didn’t exactly get into this business to fund human trafficking cartels. But when demand rises and law enforcement naps, capitalism has a little paddle. What’s truly astonishing is the assumption that these sellers were secretly eyeing weekend breaks in Norwich, only to be crushed under the iron boot of the UK’s “No Vacay for Vessel Vendors” policy.

As one seller mockingly put it: “Have you seen the migrants going to Britain? I’m going to the South of France.” 💅🇫🇷

Translation: “Keep your soggy chips and tabloid tantrums. I’ll be tanning in Toulon while you install drone buoys in Kent.”

So while Britain turns travel bans into performance art, the real players—migrant-smuggling networks—continue adapting like cockroaches in a nuclear policy storm. But hey, let’s all pretend that barring a boat salesman from Birmingham is going to sink an international trafficking ring. 🙄🛶

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