🚔📱🚀Apparently, the Liberal Democrats have shifted from chasing votes to chasing Elon Musk with handcuffs. Their beef? The man’s freewheeling internet empire doesn’t come with a “childproof” cap. Because nothing screams serious political strategy like demanding the arrest of a guy who shoots cars into space and names his kid after a Wi-Fi password.
🍼 Parenting by Parliament, or Just… Parenting?
Let’s cut through the smoke: politicians are wringing their hands over how to “keep kids safe online,” while every parent in history already had the answer—take the device away. You don’t need a £10 million inquiry, just the courage to snatch that glowing rectangle out of little Timmy’s hands.
Monitor browsing history? Yes. Have a conversation? Double yes. Hand over a Nokia 3310 that can survive a nuclear blast but won’t stream TikToks? Chef’s kiss. Problem solved.
But sure, let’s pretend Elon Musk personally shows up at playgrounds handing out unfiltered internet like candy. Next up: arrest Jeff Bezos for making cardboard boxes too fun for cats. 🐈📦
🔥 Challenges 🔥
Is Elon really the villain here, or are politicians just desperate to look “tech-savvy” while still asking interns how to unmute Zoom? 🤔 Drop your savage takes in the blog comments.
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