A wedding in New Hampshire was supposed to be about champagne toasts, bad dancing, and at least one uncle embarrassing himself on the dance floor. Instead, a 23-year-old stormed the scene, shouted “Free Palestine,” and decided to turn the reception into a bullet-riddled political statement. One guest is dead, two are wounded, and a marriage now has a massacre as its opening chapter. Because apparently, when life gives some people confetti, they throw live ammunition.

💔 “I Do” Meets “Duck and Cover”

Nothing says “romance” like ducking under tables while someone yells geopolitical slogans over the DJ’s playlist. The couple’s vows weren’t even cold before the air was filled with gunfire instead of rice. Guests came for cake and champagne flutes but left with trauma and a front-row seat to America’s latest entry in the “Gun Violence Wedding Tour.”

The shooter didn’t liberate Gaza, didn’t solve Middle Eastern politics, didn’t even make a coherent point. He just left a grieving family, ruined memories, and a blood-soaked reminder that gun control in America is as mythical as the bouquet toss.

Maybe next time we can try protesting with… oh, I don’t know… a sign? A chant? Literally anything that doesn’t involve hijacking someone’s wedding playlist with gunfire? 🎶💥

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One response to “Free Palestine… But First, a Wedding Massacre? 🎩🔫”

  1. Mike Avatar

    The far left and their “Free Palestine” terrorist fanboys have officially lost the plot, and this New Hampshire wedding bloodbath is exhibit A. A 23-year-old wannabe revolutionary storms a celebration of love, screams “Free Palestine,” and unloads a clip into innocent people—killing one, wounding two, and turning a joyous day into a slaughterhouse. This isn’t activism; it’s unhinged, murderous lunacy. And it’s the kind of chaos the far left’s rhetoric keeps fertilizing like a sick garden.

    The far left loves to cloak their extremism in moral superiority, preaching about justice while excusing—or outright cheering—violence like this. They’ll scream about Palestine from their ivory towers or X soapboxes, but when their rhetoric inspires a nutcase to shoot up a wedding, suddenly it’s crickets or “not our fault.” Bull. Their endless demonization of Israel, their refusal to condemn Hamas’s actual terrorism, and their fetishization of “resistance” create a pipeline for deranged actors like this shooter. He didn’t just wake up and decide to ruin a wedding; he was marinating in a toxic stew of far-left propaganda that paints violence as some noble cry for freedom.

    And let’s talk about the “Free Palestine” crowd specifically. You want to talk liberation? Fine. But when your cause gets hijacked by psychos who think a wedding is a geopolitical dartboard, you’ve got no business calling it righteous. This wasn’t a protest; it was a terrorist act. One guest dead, two bleeding out, and a couple’s happiest day turned into a nightmare—all because some brainwashed idiot thought yelling a slogan and pulling a trigger would “free” anyone. Spoiler: it didn’t. It just left a body count and a traumatized room full of people who wanted cake, not carnage.

    The far left’s obsession with performative radicalism—where every cause is an excuse to burn, break, or kill—has poisoned discourse to the point where a wedding, a WEDDING, becomes a battlefield. They’ve normalized this idea that if you’re loud enough, angry enough, or violent enough, you’re somehow “speaking truth.” No, you’re just a coward with a gun, or a keyboard warrior egging on the next shooter from the safety of your mom’s basement. And the worst part? They’ll probably spin this tragedy as “understandable rage” or some other garbage, instead of calling it what it is: terrorism, plain and simple.

    America’s already a tinderbox—gun control’s a fantasy, and we’re all one bad day from another headline. But the far left keeps pouring gas on the fire, glorifying “revolution” while ignoring the real-world wreckage. This shooter didn’t liberate Palestine; he just murdered someone’s uncle, ruined a marriage’s first chapter, and gave the rest of us another reason to dread the next “activist” with an agenda and a loaded clip. If you’re out here chanting “Free Palestine” while excusing this kind of violence, you’re not a freedom fighter—you’re an accomplice to chaos. Wake up and take a hard look at the blood on your slogans.

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