💊🗽🤦♂️In the latest episode of “Donald Trump Says Things,” the former reality-TV-host-turned-president-turned-professional-chaos-generator decided to link paracetamol (aka acetaminophen, aka the only friend most of us have at 2 a.m. with a headache) to autism. Cue Britain’s Health Secretary, Wes Streeting, practically waving a fluorescent sign saying: “IGNORE THIS NONSENSE.” Medical experts quickly lined up to call it what it is—fearmongering, misinformation, and possibly the least helpful health advice since Gwyneth Paltrow told people to steam their vaginas.
🧂 Trump Seasoning Science With Conspiracy Dust
Trump’s medical track record is, to put it kindly, experimental. Remember bleach injections? Or “just letting COVID wash over us”? Now he’s turned his scattergun of pseudoscience onto women who take a couple of paracetamol for cramps, headaches, or, frankly, the trauma of listening to him speak.
Streeting’s response was refreshingly blunt: listen to doctors, not a man whose understanding of health begins and ends with cheeseburgers and tanning lamps. Experts echoed the sentiment, pointing out that paracetamol is safe in recommended doses—and that autism is not caused by popping a few tablets during pregnancy, no matter how badly a Florida golf course prophet insists otherwise.
Let’s be real: if Trump cured headaches, it’d only be because people stopped listening to him.
🔥 Challenges 🔥
Are we seriously going to let a man who once said windmills cause cancer scare women out of taking paracetamol? Why do we keep letting his medical improv comedy skits dominate headlines? What’s scarier—that he keeps saying this stuff, or that millions still nod along? Drop your hottest take in the comments. 💬⚡
👇 Comment, like, and share this before someone tries to replace paracetamol with bleach cocktails.
The sharpest, funniest, or most furious replies will make it into the next magazine issue. 📝🎯
Chameleon Magazine 
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