Chameleon Magazine

 💷🗑️Turns out Labour’s latest innovation in financial transparency is to call £700,000 a mere “admin error.” Yes, the kind of mistake the rest of us might make with a missing bus ticket or forgetting to cancel a £9.99 Netflix trial. But when you’re gearing up to run the country, brushing off three-quarters of a million quid as a typo feels less “oops” and more “whoops, there goes democracy’s overdraft.”

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If Starmer’s chief of staff can’t tell the difference between a war chest and a clerical blunder, what happens when they’re juggling billions? Imagine the Budget statement:

• “We accidentally invested the NHS into Greggs shares. Don’t worry—it was just an admin error, but hey, sausage rolls for all!” 🥐💉

Meanwhile, the Tories are gleefully circling like vultures at a picnic. “Questions to answer,” they cry, as though their own accounts are as squeaky clean as a nun’s Netflix history. Let’s not pretend either side would recognise financial purity if it hit them over the head with an HMRC letter.

But £700k as an “oopsie”? That’s not an admin error. That’s the political equivalent of leaving your toddler to “accidentally” drive your car into the Thames.

🔥 Challenges 🔥

If they can lose £700k in the books, what could they lose when they’ve got the keys to the Treasury? Public money? Your pension? The crown jewels? 🤔💎 Drop your most outrageous “admin error” ideas in the comments—we’ll feature the sharpest ones in the next issue.

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