🇫🇷📞🇺🇸So there he is—French President Emmanuel Macron—allegedly stuck at a New York City crosswalk, twiddling his thumbs while Trump’s motorcade blocks the way. And instead of, oh I don’t know, calling traffic control, the mayor’s office, or maybe just waiting like a regular tourist with a soggy hot dog, the man decides to phone up Trump directly.
Because apparently when you’re the President of France, you skip Waze, forget Uber, and go straight to “Hey, Donnie, can you move your car?” 🚦😂
🥖 Baguette Diplomacy Meets Big Apple Gridlock
This is the most New York thing ever: world leaders reduced to pedestrians arguing with traffic. Macron calling Trump is like dialing your ex to ask why the Wi-Fi is out—it makes no sense, but desperation does strange things.
And let’s be honest: if you’re calling Trump for street-crossing assistance, you might be better off calling AA (and not the “American Airlines” kind). At least they’d have roadside support. Trump would probably just suggest building a luxury crosswalk with gold-plated guardrails and charging pedestrians admission. ✨🚶♂️
Meanwhile, New Yorkers are watching all of this thinking, “Welcome to the club, pal. We’ve all been stuck here since Giuliani.”
🚨 Challenges 🚨
So here’s the real question: who would YOU call if you were Macron stuck at a crosswalk? Trump? AA? A hot dog vendor with insider traffic tips? Drop your most sarcastic answer in the comments. 💬🔥
👇 Hit comment, hit share, hit like—don’t get stuck at the digital crosswalk. Your best responses will be featured in the next issue of the magazine. 📝🎯
Chameleon Magazine 
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