🌍🕴Just when you thought history had filed him under “cautionary tale,” Tony Blair is dusting off the old statesman act and pitching himself as Gaza’s interim governor. Yes, the man who once assured us Saddam’s weapons of mass destruction were ready to go “in 45 minutes” now wants another crack at Middle East management—because clearly, nothing says trust me like a legacy of war, chaos, and awkward handshakes with George W. Bush.
🎬 The Sequel Nobody Asked For
It’s classic Blair: parachute into a conflict zone, talk about “stability” and “transition,” then leave everyone wondering how the hell things got worse. If this were a Netflix show, it’d be called Weapons of Mass Distraction: Gaza Edition. Expect plenty of PowerPoint slides, earnest hand gestures, and a vague plan to hand things back to the Palestinian Authority “eventually.” Meanwhile, ordinary Gazans might be forgiven for saying: “Haven’t we suffered enough?”
But Blair never met a geopolitical mess he didn’t think he could personally untangle. Perhaps he’ll bring Cherie along to draft the contracts and charge consulting fees. After all, “Blairism” has always been about the global hustle—half Messiah complex, half management seminar.
🔥 Challenges 🔥
Do you trust Tony Blair to “run” Gaza? Or does this sound like another Middle Eastern rerun where the trailer looks polished but the ending is a car crash? Drop your sharpest thoughts in the comments—bonus points if you can fit “45 minutes” into your punchline. 💥🕒
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