Chameleon Magazine

So here’s the pitch: it’s “wrong” to stop families from following their kids who’ve illegally crossed the English Channel. Because apparently, once little Johnny rubber-ducks his way onto Dover’s shoreline, we must immediately invite mum, dad, cousins, uncles, grandma, and the goat too. Why? Because otherwise, “it would be difficult for them to get by without them.” Translation: the moment one person hops on the dinghy express, the UK becomes Airbnb for their entire family tree. 🌳🇬🇧

🪄 From Channel Crossing to Chain Migration Magic

Picture it: Britain as a reality show called Who Wants to be a Dependent? 🎬 Contestants cross illegally, and the prize is unlimited family reunification. Don’t worry about housing shortages, NHS waiting times, or schools already stuffed tighter than a Ryanair luggage bin—because compassion means never saying “stop.”

But here’s a radical thought (brace yourself): maybe families could stay together… in their own country. Imagine that! Supporting their children by actually supporting their communities instead of outsourcing survival to Britain like it’s Deliveroo for dependents. The logic of “I can’t live without them” works both ways—so why is the only solution always another ferry of relatives docking in Kent?

It’s not about compassion anymore; it’s about charity groups cosplaying as logistics managers for unlimited migration pipelines. And somehow, if you question it, you’re branded cruel, heartless, or—God forbid—practical.

🔥 Challenges 🔥

Is this “family values,” or is it just a revolving door disguised as humanitarianism? 🚪🤔

Wouldn’t actual help mean fixing conditions abroad instead of draining resources here? Or is Britain now the world’s emergency guest room? 🛏️

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