It’s tough being Prince Harry. You pop back into Britain for a visit, and before you can even say “Netflix deal,” there’s a stalker lurking within feet of you — again. Staff swooped in to “body-block” the intruder, and now the Duke wants a “full risk assessment” of his security. Because apparently, Scotland Yard isn’t quite up to Windsor standards.
🕶️ The Prince, the Panic, and the Public Purse
Let’s be honest — most of us would love to have anyone “body-block” our problems away: debt, deadlines, dodgy landlords. But when it comes to Harry, a single close encounter becomes a national crisis, prompting more calls for taxpayer-funded security than a Bond villain’s lair.
Yes, being a royal probably comes with real risks — but it also comes with unreal levels of self-importance. Maybe, just maybe, if you spend less time reminding everyone how “normal” you are while demanding VIP-level protection, the stalkers might get bored and move on to something less… scripted.
The irony? The one man desperate to step out of the royal bubble can’t seem to function without its bulletproof glass. Maybe the real security threat isn’t the stalker — it’s the echo chamber that convinces him he’s still that important. 🎭🔒
🔥 Challenges 🔥
Should Harry get royal security on return visits, or should he foot the bill himself? Is this a safety issue — or an ego trip in designer camouflage? Drop your verdicts in the blog comments. 💬👑
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The sharpest takes (and sassiest burns) will feature in the next issue of the magazine. 📝💥
Chameleon Magazine 
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