Robert Jenrick, ever the showman of moral panic, has decided the real threat to Britain isn’t corruption, inflation, or collapsing infrastructure—it’s activist judges. Apparently, more than 30 of them are hiding in plain sight, sipping oat lattes and quietly conspiring to keep migrants from deportation. Cue dramatic music, please. 🎻
🧑⚖️ From Robes to Rogue Agents
According to Jenrick, these judges are linked to pro-migrant organisations—translation: people who think human rights are more than just a decorative phrase on the Magna Carta. His solution? Simple! Hand the power of judicial appointments back to ministers. Because nothing says “independent judiciary” like politicians hand-picking the referees before kickoff.
Let’s imagine this new system in action:
- Judge disagrees with government? Fired.
- Judge quotes international law? Suspicious.
- Judge asks if deporting a refugee to a war zone is legal? Radical left-wing activist.
It’s less “rule of law,” more “rule of whoever’s at the podium.” The irony? The same party that rails against “unelected elites” now wants unelected ministers to appoint their own legal yes-men. Truly, the Ouroboros of hypocrisy. 🐍🇬🇧
💥 Challenges 💥
Do you buy Jenrick’s crusade against “activist judges,” or is this just another distraction from a government allergic to accountability? Drop your verdicts in the comments—bonus points for courtroom puns and legal satire. ⚖️💬
👇 Comment. Like. Share. Summon your inner judge and pass your ruling.
The sharpest arguments (and most savage burns) will be featured in the next issue of the magazine. 🧨📝
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