🔮🌿Maidstone’s Green Party leader, Stuart Jeffery, has taken on a new cause—summoning justice for women executed as witches in the 17th century. 🧙♀️ His argument? They weren’t sorcerers of Satan, but victims of good old-fashioned misogyny—proof that patriarchy can outlive even a witch trial’s smoke.
🧹 The Ghosts of Salem Just Got a Green Party Endorsement
Forget recycling bins and bike lanes—Jeffery’s now composting centuries of injustice. With the passion of a man who’s clearly had enough of history’s nonsense, he’s demanding the state pardon women accused of witchcraft for daring to exist while female, opinionated, or, heaven forbid, midwives.
The 17th-century witch trials were less “dark magic” and more “men terrified of independent women.” 💅🔥 It’s almost poetic that it takes a Green councillor in 2025 to point out what most of us realized after reading The Crucible in Year 10.
But let’s not sneer too fast—if we can apologize for slavery, colonization, and Piers Morgan, then pardoning witches seems fair game. Maybe next we’ll exonerate cats burned for consorting with the Devil. 🐈⬛
Still, there’s something deliciously absurd about the local council passing motions for crimes tried by men in ruffs 400 years ago. One imagines a solemn chamber debate interrupted by someone asking, “Do we need a broom parking permit for that?”
💥 Challenges💥
Should we right historical wrongs even when the culprits and victims are long dust? Or are we just polishing our moral halos while the planet melts? 🌍🔥 Drop your take in the comments—do you think Jeffery’s crusade is justice, virtue signaling, or the weirdest sequel to The Blair Witch Project ever?
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