Chameleon Magazine

NASA’s planning glass domes on the Moon — and we say fantastic! Finally, a place to send politicians where they can be completely transparent and still absolutely useless.

🚀 Space Dust, Hot Air, and the Ideal Political Habitat

NASA’s latest moonshot involves building lunar bases by inflating molten dust into giant glass domes. Sounds like sci-fi? Sure. But so does a functioning government these days. 🛸

Enter the perfect plan: let’s launch Parliament en masse and relocate the whole circus to these bubbly little lunar pods. No more “echo chamber” metaphors — now it’s literal. Imagine them up there, floating in silence, debating oxygen tax reform while forgetting they’re all out of air. 🎈👨‍🚀

Think of the benefits:

• Zero gravity? Great — they’ve been weightless on accountability for years.
• Moon dust? Ideal, since they already specialise in burying things.
• Isolation? That’s just how they treat the public anyway.

And don’t worry about democratic oversight — we’ll just livestream their meetings via telescope. Or better yet, turn it into a reality show. Love Island: Westminster Edition. Losers get ejected through the airlock. 📺🪐

Let’s be honest: if we can blow bubbles out of Moon dirt, surely we can blow some egos off this planet while we’re at it.

🌌 Challenges🌌

Should we crowdfund the first one-way ticket to Bubble Parliament? Would politicians finally “see the bigger picture” once it’s Earth from 238,855 miles away? 🌍🛰️

Blast your best ideas into our blog comments section — the gravity-free zone for truth bombs. 💥💬

👇 Comment, like, and share before they vote to privatise the Moon.

The best moon-based burns and visionary nonsense will land in the next issue of the magazine. 🌑📖