🧱🇺🇸🎬 In a twist that feels less like diplomacy and more like a deleted SNL sketch, Donald Trump is reportedly lining up Palestinians from across the world to “run Gaza” — as if rebuilding a war-ravaged strip of land were just another episode of The Apprentice: Middle East Division.
A “source” says a “whole group” of candidates is being identified to run public services. Translation: somewhere, right now, a reality TV casting director is dusting off old résumés and asking, “Can you balance a budget and handle artillery fire?”
🗳️ The Boardroom of Destiny
Picture it: fluorescent lighting, a long mahogany table, and Trump at the head, red tie blazing like a warning sign. Around him sit nervous hopefuls — diaspora Palestinians, economists, ex-diplomats, maybe even that one cousin who studied civil engineering before going into crypto.
TRUMP: “So, Mahmoud — you say you can fix the water supply?”
MAHMOUD: “Yes, Mr. President, but we’d need infrastructure, stability, and international coordination.”
TRUMP: (waves hand) “Boring. Can you build a hotel?”
Every week, another candidate gets metaphorically bombed out of the boardroom. One wrong move, and it’s: “You’re fired — or worse, sanctioned.”
Because nothing screams “lasting peace” like a global talent search led by a man who once tried to buy Greenland. 🌍💸
Somewhere, the ghost of foreign policy coherence is weeping quietly in the corner.
And you can already picture the spin:
“Trump’s plan to rebuild Gaza — with the best people, folks, amazing people, people who love walls, by the way, we built a beautiful wall — they’re going to do tremendous things.”
Meanwhile, actual Gazans might be forgiven for wondering when they get to audition for their own future.
💥 Challenges 💥
Is this statesmanship, showmanship, or just another masterclass in absurdity? Could Trump’s “Gaza dream team” really exist, or is this one geopolitical episode too far? Drop your takes, rants, or reality-TV casting pitches in the comments. 💬🎤
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Would you tune in to The Apprentice: Gaza Edition — or just throw your remote through the screen? The best and boldest replies will make it into the next issue of the magazine. 🏆🗞️
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