Chameleon Magazine

 🌍🔥🚢Britain’s Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer, has apparently decided to strap on his superhero cape and take on not just climate change — but Donald Trump’s ego — by backing a global net zero tax on shipping emissions. Yes, while Trump yells about “job-killing globalist nonsense,” Starmer’s over here doing carbon math like a man who just discovered Excel’s “Save the Planet” function.

⚓️ When Climate Policy Meets Cargo Panic

Here’s the drama: The U.S. warned that a carbon levy on ships would send prices for everyday goods sky-high. Because, you know, nothing terrifies Washington like slightly more expensive avocados. 🥑💸

But Starmer? He’s doubling down — smiling in that head-boy-meets-eco-evangelist way — and telling the world Britain will lead the charge on green shipping. Translation: “We can save the planet and still import your iPhones… just maybe not next-day delivery.”

Meanwhile, Trump’s camp is fuming. Expect a late-night Truth Social post calling Starmer “Sir Windmill,” accusing him of trying to tax the ocean, and probably throwing in a meme of Greta Thunberg piloting the Titanic.

But let’s give it to Starmer — in a world of hot air, he’s at least trying to bottle it for fuel. The only question is whether the public’s patience will sink faster than a container ship full of British steel. 🌊💀

🔥 Challenges 🔥

Is Starmer the eco-savior the planet needs — or just the latest politician trying to tax the tide? 🌬️💰

Drop your thoughts, your best Trump nicknames, or your wildest climate conspiracy below. Make it smart, snarky, or savage — we’ll take all flavors of meltdown. 💬⚡️

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