Chameleon Magazine

 🕴️🔥Ah, Sir Tony — Britain’s most persistent political comeback tour. Just when you thought he’d finally retired to his natural habitat (giving expensive speeches to men in lanyards), he’s back, slipping through the Downing Street side door like a ghost who still thinks he owns the place. 👻💼

Apparently, Keir Starmer asked for a bit of advice. But Tony being Tony, that’s like asking a fox to “just watch” the henhouse. Now the man once known as Teflon Tony is apparently whispering policy pointers, undermining the Chancellor, and — if rumours are true — eyeing Gazza like a bored cat staring at a goldfish bowl. 🐈💬

🧠 The Godfather of Modern Politics Just Can’t Quit

Let’s be real: Tony Blair doesn’t do “advisory.” He does “shadow leadership.” Give him a seat at the table and he’ll start drafting the manifesto, rebranding the Cabinet, and hosting “friendly” off-the-record chats with journalists before dessert.

Starmer probably wanted a little guidance on “modernisation.” What he’s getting is a masterclass in political possession — the ghost of New Labour floating through Treasury meetings muttering “third way, my way.”

And poor Rachel Reeves? She’s trying to keep the economy stable while Tony’s in the corner sketching out a business model that involves tech start-ups, deregulated finance, and possibly a holographic version of himself hosting the G8. 📊🌀

Meanwhile, “Gazza” — shorthand for government power, gossip, or possibly a football metaphor gone rogue — now looks like Blair’s next playground. Because if there’s one thing Tony hates more than retirement, it’s not being relevant.

🏰 The Empire Strikes Back (Again)

To be fair, Blair’s never been one to fade quietly. He’s still got contacts, charisma, and that unnerving grin that says, “I’m about to privatise something.” Every generation gets its comeback villain, and ours apparently comes with a consultancy firm and a moral flexibility rating of 11/10.

And poor Starmer? He just wanted a mentor. Instead, he’s getting annexed.

💥 Challenges 💥

Should Tony Blair finally hang up his spin doctor’s coat — or is he right to claw back some influence? 🧩 Does this “return” show that Labour’s still haunted by its own success story? Or is this just another case of the Blair brand refusing to die quietly?

Drop your take in the blog comments — not on Facebook, where everyone’s suddenly a Downing Street insider. 💬🔥

👇 Comment, like, and share if you think it’s time for Tony to finally enjoy his retirement — preferably far from the Treasury.

The wittiest and boldest comments will be featured in the next issue of the magazine. 📰✨