Chameleon Magazine

In a plot twist messier than a Kardashian family reunion, NASA—literal rocket scientists—have had to stop their regularly scheduled galaxy-saving to answer Kim Kardashian’s suspicions about whether man actually walked on the Moon. Because obviously, while peering into black holes and mapping Martian terrain, the space agency also moonlights as a myth-busting hotline for reality TV royalty.

🛸 America’s Finest Scientists vs. Planet Influencer: The Lunar Smackdown We Didn’t Know We Needed

It all started when Kim, in a brilliant moment of celestial clarity, decided that Buzz Aldrin—NASA legend, second man on the Moon, and American icon—was no longer “pretending” he went to space. That’s right. According to Kim’s expertly calibrated intuition, old age has cracked Buzz’s poker face. The mask has slipped. The truth is out. Or maybe she confused the Moon with a backdrop on her latest SKIMS campaign shoot.

In response, NASA—who should be, oh I don’t know, building lunar habitats or decoding the secrets of the universe—issued a formal clarification that the Moon landings were indeed real, and not the prequel to Keeping Up With Kubrick.

Let that sink in.

NASA, the same institution that landed a rover on Mars with more computing power than Kim’s first flip phone, had to press pause on existential space questions because a billionaire influencer thinks the Moon landing was staged.

And just to be clear: Buzz Aldrin punched a Moon-landing denier once. So frankly, if the man is choosing not to clock Kim K with a left hook, we should thank him for his restraint. Maybe he has mellowed with age.

Meanwhile, back on Earth, Kim—who, let’s face it, has spent more time orbiting luxury resorts than reading anything with footnotes—has assumed the role of celestial investigator. And in a truly modern twist, her “proof” comes not from declassified footage or lunar rock analysis… but from vibes. Buzz’s vibes, apparently, aren’t lunar enough anymore. Maybe his new orthopedic shoes don’t scream “moonboots.” We don’t know.

But we do know this: if NASA’s now on speed dial for influencers, we should expect next week’s press conference to involve decoding Mercury retrograde for Dua Lipa.

👠🛰️ Pop Culture vs. Physics: Guess Who’s Winning?

There’s a certain tragic poetry in the fact that a civilization capable of splitting atoms, sequencing DNA, and live-streaming from the edge of the solar system must still stop and explain that the Moon is real, that we’ve been there, and no, Buzz Aldrin isn’t a crisis actor.

But hey, maybe this is the collab we never saw coming. SKIMS x NASA: zero gravity shapewear. The new line for when you’re feeling spacey. Comes with foil booties and a conspiracy-proof lining.

At this point, it’s only a matter of time before Elon Musk hosts an influencer launch party on the Moon and invites Kim to plant a branded flag: “One small step for Kim, one giant leap for content.”

🌕 Challenges 🌕

Still think this is just harmless fun? Think again. When one of the most influential women on Earth hints that NASA’s greatest triumph was a Hollywood hoax, we’re not just in dumb territory—we’re doing cartwheels in the canyon of idiocy. 🌀👠

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