💷🧱🇫🇷While Brits wrestle with crumbling schools and 8% inflation, guess where your tax money’s going? A lovely fence in a quiet French town—so their locals aren’t “bothered” by the people trying to sneak into your country.
🧱 Diplomacy by Garden Fence: “Your Migrants, Our Eyesore”
Apparently, nothing screams “special relationship” like the UK footing the bill to protect French begonias from asylum seekers headed to Dover. That’s right—£132,000 of your money is being used to erect a 1,000-yard wall in Gravelines, not to stop illegal crossings, but to stop the sight of them.
Residents have complained migrants are “prowling around their gardens.” So instead of managing border policy, processing claims, or—God forbid—addressing the crisis at the source, we’re now bankrolling European landscaping projects.
Meanwhile, British taxpayers can’t get a dentist appointment, but they’re helping fund decorative paranoia in a French village. 🇬🇧➡️🇫🇷➡️🪙
Why not throw in some CCTV, a water feature, maybe even a little plaque that says:
“Sponsored by the People of the United Kingdom – Keeping France Peaceful Since 2025”
It’s not immigration policy. It’s a garden makeover show with international funding.
🔥 Challenges 🔥
How long are we going to pay for other countries’ problems with our problems? Is this fence diplomacy or just being mugged in two currencies? Tell us below if you’re proud to fund French fences while your local GP’s vanishing. 🧠💬
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Top comments will be featured in the next issue of the magazine. 📝🔥
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