In a world where Netflix, YouTube, and TikTok battle to pay us in dopamine, brand deals, and creator cash — the BBC still clings to its Victorian relic of a business model: you pay them, and in return, they decide what you’re allowed to hear. Sound fair? Of course not. But fairness hasn’t been the BBC’s strong suit since analogue died.
🧾 The Licence Fee: A Tax on Breathing in Britain
Still paying your licence fee? You’re basically subscribing to smugness. For £159 a year, you get access to a curated playlist of establishment-approved narratives, a parade of Oxbridge accents explaining the world to you, and investigative journalism that somehow never quite investigates the right things.
And here’s the kicker: they need you more than you need them. Without your attention, they’ve got nothing — no power, no influence, no relevance. You’re the product. And you’re paying to be sold.
💥 The Attention Economy Has Flipped the Script
This isn’t 1974. Information isn’t scarce — trust is. Companies are tripping over themselves to capture your gaze for free — some will even pay you to watch ads or create content. Meanwhile, the BBC wants your money and your obedience. Because it’s not just about funding — it’s about filtering. Spoon-fed “news” wrapped in neutrality, where the most dangerous thing isn’t the bias, but the illusion of none.
Let’s be honest: half the time, you tune in and it feels like you’re watching a gentle propaganda session with better lighting.
🎯 It’s Time for Them to Pay Us
If media companies are fighting for our eyes, maybe it’s time they pay the toll. Maybe the real future isn’t about streaming or subscriptions — it’s about recognising that your time is currency and your trust is a luxury.
So no, the BBC shouldn’t charge you to watch what they think is good for you. They should be earning your attention — or risk becoming a historical footnote in the museum of outdated institutions.
🔥 Challenges 🔥
Still paying for your licence? Why? Got a story about ditching it? Or did you go full rebel and chuck the telly altogether? Drop your truth bombs in the blog comments — not just Facebook. 📢💥
👇 Smash that comment button. Like, share, and tell us how you broke up with Auntie Beeb.
The best replies get published in our next issue. 🧨🖋️
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