Chameleon Magazine

While normal people apologise when they get caught twisting facts, the BBC’s finest alumni are now oozing out of the woodwork like it’s an elite alumni reunion at Gaslight University. Their excuse? “Oh no, we just accidentally mashed two completely unrelated facts together and accidentally told you something misleading. Whoopsie-daisy!”

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So now the narrative is: “It wasn’t deception, it was just an editorial… accident.” That’s a hell of a shrug for an organisation that likes to scold others for “misinformation.” What was it this time? A scoop? A stitch-up? Or just more Frankenstein storytelling stitched together in the dark room of agenda-driven editing?

And where are these defenders crawling out from? Ex-producers, pundits, presenters—people who once swore by “impartiality” while deciding which facts to spotlight and which ones to send on an extended holiday. Now they’re acting like the Beeb is the poor victim of public misunderstanding.

Let’s be real: if a normal person made that kind of “mistake” in a job, they’d be fired or sued. At the BBC? It’s just another day in the ivory tower—frosted with taxpayer frosting and a dollop of self-righteous whipped cream.

And if you’re still forking over £159 a year for this theatre of errors? Well, either you really love David Attenborough reruns or you’ve got a spare TV tax payment burning a hole in your moral compass.

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When does a “mistake” become a pattern? When do we admit this isn’t journalism, it’s brand maintenance with a side of smug? Dive in—whether you’re livid, laughing, or just plain done with the licence fee charade. Say your piece in the comments on the blog, not just Facebook’s echo chamber. 🗣️🔥

👇 Smash that comment button, share the outrage, and tag the licence-fee loyalists in your life.

🔥 The best roast of the BBC’s blunder buffet will be featured in the next issue.