🚗💸Cruz Beckham loses his licence (again), but don’t worry — Daddy drives a Bentley and Mum’s got a chauffeur on speed dial. Crisis very much not averted, but also not really a crisis, is it?
🛑 Born to Brake the Rules
Oh no! Cruz can’t drive himself to the organic juice bar anymore. Quick, someone start a GoFundMe for a personal driver. Actually, scratch that — Sir David probably has a garage that echoes louder than most shopping centres, and Lady Victoria hasn’t touched a car key since the Spice Girls were charting.
Let’s be honest — Cruz losing his licence is about as inconvenient as the caviar running out at brunch. Two speeding offences before he’s old enough to rent a car? That’s not youthful rebellion. That’s generational entitlement with a turbocharger.
But hey, in the grand tradition of celebrity offspring “learning consequences,” he’ll likely be “grounded” to first class only for a month, or forced to ride just one of the family’s Range Rovers. Meanwhile, the rest of us pay £200 a month to insure a Vauxhall Corsa and cling to our no-claims bonus like it’s sacred scripture.
The real story? Not that Cruz can’t drive, but that nothing about this will slow him down. Because when you’re born with a platinum spoon in your mouth and a Bugatti in your driveway, the speed limits don’t apply — only the headlines do.
🏁 Challenges 🏁
Do celebrity kids ever really face consequences? Or is this just another “punishment” with leather seats and climate control?
Drop your verdict in the blog comments — don’t let this cruise past without a reaction. 🚦💬
👇 Smash comment, share the irony, like if you’ve ever actually had to take the bus.
Top takes get printed in the next issue of the magazine. 🎯🗞️
Chameleon Magazine 
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