🇬🇧🤝🇺🇸Just when you thought British politics couldn’t get weirder, Sir Keir Starmer decides to give Prince Andrew a gentle shove toward a US congressional committee… and accidentally cuddles up to the political ghost of Donald Trump in the process.
🧳 Starmer’s Transatlantic Bromance with Accountability (and Maybe Trump)
Sir Keir’s big idea? Suggesting that Prince Andrew should give evidence to the US Epstein investigation. Fair enough. But timing is everything—and this timing screams awkward. 📅💀
The Epstein Files are about to drop harder than Andrew’s Newsnight interview ratings, and here comes the Labour leader, sounding like a guy trying to impress a congressional committee he has no business flirting with.
Why now? Why Andrew? Why does this feel like Starmer is doing PR for a Capitol Hill cosplay of The Crown?
Oh, right. Because the committee calling Andrew is chaired by MAGA diehards. That’s right — the same crowd that thinks climate change is a hoax, but also wants to grill a defrocked royal about his flight logs. ✈️📁
If this is justice, it’s wearing a very red baseball cap.
👞 Starmer’s Foot, Meet Rake
Let’s spell this out:
- Starmer knows the US Republicans are using Epstein hearings as a political soapbox
- He knows Trump-adjacent ghouls are involved
- He knows Andrew is a toxic PR disaster
…and yet he volunteers commentary that aligns him with a GOP vendetta.
Is this political strategy or a guest appearance on “How Not To Oppose the Government 101”?
You don’t need a tinfoil hat to see what’s coming — Starmer’s now in the pocket of Trumpism by proxy. 🎩📦
And all for what?
To look tough on monarchy?
To distract from Labour’s stealth tax gymnastics?
Or just to flex his prosecutorial past like it’s 2010?
Either way, the Prince isn’t the only one who should be sweating.
🎭 The Epstein Files Are Not a Moral Playground
Let’s be clear — Epstein’s crimes deserve maximum exposure.
But when US Republicans start selectively summoning British royals, it’s not justice. It’s a Netflix pitch disguised as accountability.
And when British politicians start echoing that call, they’re not being bold — they’re being useful idiots for the American right-wing content machine.
Prince Andrew should face real scrutiny.
But Starmer tagging in like some law-and-order cheerleader for a GOP spectacle?
That’s less “Prime Minister in waiting” and more “Special Guest Star on Hannity.” 📺💬
🔥Challenges🔥
Should Starmer be cheering on a Trump-led committee while pretending to be the adult in the room?
Is this real justice or just political karaoke across the Atlantic?
💬 Drop your take in the comments — especially if you can out-satire this mess. Bonus points if you use the words “Newsnight” and “deep state” in the same sentence.
👇 Like. Share. Comment. Drag a prince. Drag a knight. Do your civic duty.
The sharpest clapbacks will be featured in the next issue. 🎤📝
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