🍮📢BBC BREAKING: A former schoolmate of Nigel Farage has come forward with a damning account — Nigel once skipped ahead in the school lunch queue to get extra custard.

Eyewitness, now 57, says: “He pushed past me, grabbed the ladle, and said, ‘This country needs thicker sauce!’”

BBC analysts say this early act of custard nationalism foreshadowed Brexit.

Live tonight: a panel of six experts debate whether this pudding incident influenced EU policy. 🍽️

“It was yellow. He likes yellow. Coincidence? I think not.” — BBC Political Editor

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