
🇫🇷📉Sky News is proud to announce their Pulitzer-worthy scoop: a classmate from 1982 remembers Nigel Farage being “a bit rude in French.”
“He said ‘fromage’ with attitude,” sobbed the source. “That’s when I knew Brexit would happen.”
Armed with this seismic intel, Sky bumped every real news story down the queue so they could live-link to a grainy photo of Farage holding a baguette.
Meanwhile, voters wondering why their mortgage is on life support can enjoy full coverage of “Le Farage Scandal”, brought to you by the people who made Kay Burley vs a Cake a headline. 🎂📰


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