Chameleon Magazine

In a stunning act of public service journalism, Sky News has reportedly uncovered exclusive intel from a retired lunch lady who claims Nigel Farage once laughed during a WWII lesson in 1981.

“It was a disrespectful chuckle,” she told Sky, as a breaking news banner screamed across the screen like the Blitz had restarted.

Meanwhile, actual stories—like inflation, border security, and international conflict—were gently sedated and wheeled out the back door.

At this point, Sky’s newsroom looks less like a journalism hub and more like an escape room for the intellectually allergic. 🔍🧠