🧾👑Prince William, ever the diplomat in a tailored blazer, visited injured Gazan children receiving treatment in the UK this week — and the photos were predictably heart-wrenching: tiny limbs in casts, quiet resilience in oversized hospital gowns, and a future fractured by forces far beyond their control.
The NHS, strained and stitched together with goodwill, is doing what it always does best: stepping in when systems fail. But while Britain bandages the wounds, one glaring question hangs unasked in official press releases:
Where the hell is Iran? 🧐
🛑 Iran: Sponsor the Rockets, Skip the Recovery
Let’s connect the dots. Iran bankrolls, arms, and diplomatically cosies up to Hamas — a group that openly admits its rocket silos sit inside civilian areas like it’s just good urban planning. Then, when the inevitable fallout happens and hospitals crumble like overcooked falafel, Tehran does what it always does: vanishes behind slogans about resistance and sovereignty.
Meanwhile, it’s the UK — the imperial bogeyman in every Iranian state broadcast — that’s flying children thousands of miles for surgery.
Funny how “defending the oppressed” stops at the ICU door, isn’t it?
Maybe Iran’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs should take a break from tweeting about Zionism and try wiring a few quid toward prosthetic limbs and trauma care. Maybe just once, the self-declared “Axis of Resistance” could resist the urge to outsource cleanup duty to the West.
🏥 Britain: Compassion or Cleanup Crew?
Britain isn’t innocent here, of course. Arms sales to Israel tick merrily along, and foreign policy is as morally tangled as ever. But let’s be clear: when you’re picking up the pieces of a crisis you didn’t trigger directly — medically, morally, and financially — you’re at least doing something.
Should the UK be billing Tehran for these NHS interventions? Absolutely. At market rate. With interest. Maybe throw in a surcharge for emotional labor and hospital parking.
Because if you help fuel the fire, you don’t get to ghost the burn ward. 🔥🛌
🔥 Challenges 🔥
Why do regimes that boast about resistance always resist responsibility? Why is the UK — already drowning in underfunded healthcare — left holding the humanitarian bag while Iran plays geopolitical puppet-master from a safe distance?
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