Because nothing says “cutting-edge innovation” quite like being marched out of the office after painting a £100,000 SUV like a flamingo on acid. Jaguar Land Rover’s top designer—the artistic force behind the now-infamous pink electric Range Rover that triggered both Nigel Farage and Donald Trump—has reportedly been escorted from the premises. That’s right: security, please remove the glitter.
💖 The Great Pink Panic of the Car World
It all began when Jaguar Land Rover unveiled its shiny new vision for the future: a pastel-pink EV Range Rover that looked like Barbie and Elon Musk had a baby during London Fashion Week. What was meant to signal inclusive luxury and climate-forward thinkinginstead sparked a crossfire of outrage, mockery, and enough conservative pearl-clutching to start a jewellery store.
Nigel Farage called it “woke lunacy.” Trump ranted about “emasculation on wheels.” Somewhere in a countryside pub, Jeremy Clarkson probably tore his pint in half.
And now, like a glitch in a diversity training PowerPoint, the designer behind the polarizing pink car has reportedly been removed—escorted out of HQ like a rogue AI that suggested gender-neutral exhaust pipes.
Let’s be clear: this wasn’t just about color. This was about culture war, design vision, and a company stuck between appealing to Soho influencers and retired colonels in the Cotswolds.
JLR claimed to be “reinventing modern luxury.” Turns out, they might just be reinventing the exit interview.
🚗 Challenges 🚗
Why does the color of a car send half the internet into meltdown? Is this about taste, politics, or the slow death of originality in corporate branding? And honestly, when did electric SUVs become the front line of the culture war? Drop your hottest, pettiest, or pinkest take in the blog comments. 🎨🔥
👇 Like, comment, and share before the next designer gets escorted out for choosing lilac upholstery.
Top commenters will feature in our next issue—no security escort required. 📝💼
Chameleon Magazine 
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