💸🐦Europe has officially dropped the hammer on X (formerly known as the artist formerly known as Twitter), fining Elon Musk’s anti-social media playground a cool €120 million for treating transparency like a personal enemy. In a historic move, the European Commission found X guilty of multiple violations under the Digital Services Act (DSA)—and no, rocket emojis won’t fix this one.

🚨 Verified Nonsense, Ghost Ads, and Researcher Repellent

X’s list of infractions reads like the Terms & Conditions of a scammy app your nan downloaded by accident. First up: that infamous blue check system—sold as “verification,” but in reality, about as authentic as a Love Island romance. The Commission called it “deceptive,” which is legalese for “you lied and you know it.”

Then there’s the matter of the ad transparency database, which X either couldn’t produce or buried in a digital swamp behind a CAPTCHA from hell. Finally, researchers—those pesky people who might discover how misinformation spreads on X faster than Elon tweeting “pronouns suck”—were actively blocked from accessing public platform data.

So now, Europe has done what most of us only dream of: sent Musk a €120 million invoice for his platform’s nonsense. 🧾

And guess what? He can appeal. Because what’s an EU ruling without a dramatic court showdown with a tech billionaire who thinks he’s Iron Man with a Wi-Fi router?

💥 Challenges 💥

Is this the beginning of Big Tech’s reckoning—or just another fine Musk will pay with couch change from a SpaceX booster seat? Do you trust the blue tick anymore? Does X even feel like a platform for people, or just a gladiator arena for bots, billionaires, and brands?

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