🎂📵Thomas Markle, freshly out of life-or-death surgery with a leg amputation, made a teary-eyed plea to his daughter Meghan: “Call me before I die.” But alas, the duchess was reportedly too busy styling cupcakes under fairy lights for her next feel-good baking bonanza.
Because nothing says “healing family wounds” like icing piped under soft-focus lighting while your dad limps into the void unheard. 👨🦽💔✨
🍰 Ghosted by Royal Appointment
According to reports, Meghan did reach out via email—but Thomas claims he never saw it. Maybe it got buried in spam between discount stairlift ads and estranged parenting newsletters. Or maybe, just maybe, emailing your critically ill amputee father is the most PR-safe version of reconciliation that doesn’t actually involve speaking to him. 👀
Let’s face it: this family drama has been marinating for years. But as Thomas literally loses limbs, the duchess gains screen time—grinning over ganache and heartfelt narration while her actual father begs for closure on live television.
This isn’t a tabloid feud anymore. It’s a hallmark horror movie where parental abandonment comes with a recipe card.
Imagine baking scones for strangers while your dad is begging for a goodbye.
It’s less “Archetypes,” more “Arche-nope.”
🎭 Challenges 🎭
Is Meghan truly ignoring him—or just protecting her peace with perfectly curated pastries? Are we watching emotional boundaries in action—or just the world’s coldest ghosting wrapped in royal frosting?
💬 Let’s hear your hottest takes in the comments—sympathy, sarcasm, or just rage-frosted truth bombs.
👇 Comment, Like, Share—and maybe text your dad back while you’re at it.
The most baked-up opinions will be featured in the next magazine. 🧁🔥
Chameleon Magazine 
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