Chameleon Magazine

 👑💸Despite packing his royal bags and waving a dramatic goodbye to Palace life, Prince Harry has somehow managed to boomerang back into taxpayers’ wallets. That’s right—the Duke of Sussex just scored a major legal win to get a full risk assessment for state-funded security, all while living thousands of miles away in California, sipping organic smoothies and signing Netflix deals. Because what’s the point of leaving the Firm if you’re not still milking its perks?

🕵️‍♂️ Royal Ghosting, Now With Perks: How to Quit the Job and Still Get the Paycheck

Remember when quitting your job meant, well, quitting the job? Apparently not if your last name is Windsor. Prince Harry, who famously told the monarchy to shove its traditions somewhere between the Crown Jewels and a corgi kennel, now wants the British public to foot the bill for keeping him safe—just in case a rogue Daily Mail reader gets too close with a selfie stick.

And let’s not forget, this is the same institution that couldn’t protect Meghan from racist media abuse while they were still senior royals. Now Harry expects us to believe they’ll do a better job from 5,000 miles away and a Spotify deal deeper?

It’s like someone yelling “I’m out!” during a Monopoly game, flipping the board, and then quietly pocketing Park Lane on the way out. 🧳🇬🇧

Meanwhile, the rest of the Royal Family continues their slow-motion LARPing session, parading around in medieval cosplay while nurses strike and pensioners choose between heating or eating. The monarchy is no longer a symbol of unity—it’s an Instagram-era influencer brand, peddling tradition while hoarding untouchable wealth and generational immunity. They’ve become the aristocratic equivalent of those kids who “left home” but still send mum the laundry.

Outdated? Please. The Royal Family is the Blockbuster Video of governance—quaint, overpriced, and stubbornly clinging to relevance in a world that’s long since moved on to streaming.

It’s time we admitted the obvious: the monarchy isn’t modernizing. It’s molting. And every old feather that falls off gets replaced with PR damage control and another public invoice.

🧨 Challenges 🧨

Still think they “earn their keep”? Still buying the idea that pageantry equals public service? Drop the rose-tinted glasses and tell us—should we be funding security for a man who literally left the royal job but kept the royal invoice? Head to the blog comments and unload your royal hot takes. 👑🔥

👇 Smash comment, smash like, smash that inherited privilege with your words.

The wittiest rants and best truth-bombs will be featured in the next issue of the magazine. 📝💥