💼🤖🔥A leading AI safety expert has sounded the end-of-days klaxon: there’s a 99.9% chance that artificial intelligence will wipe out humanity within the next century. But don’t worry—he’s not smashing computers or building EMPs just yet.
Nope. He’s still turning up to the office, sipping overpriced coffee, and cashing in that sweet research funding while Earth circles the digital drain.
Because when you’re 99.9% sure the planet is toast, the obvious response is to…write a blog, file a paper, and maybe squeeze in a TED Talk before the toaster overlords rise. 🧠📉
🤖 Warning: Civilization at Risk. But First—Payroll Must Be Met.
It’s hard not to admire the calm professionalism of someone who believes we’re all about to be turned into paperclips by rogue code but hasn’t quite hit the emergency button yet.
Imagine the Titanic’s lookout screaming “ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD”
—then heading below deck to fill out a performance review form.
He’s not fighting the machines.
He’s not unplugging the servers.
He’s still employed by them.
And let’s be real: If there’s a 99.9% chance AI ends us all, then there’s a 100% chance someone is monetising the countdown.
So while your phone listens to your dreams and your fridge judges your snack habits, the people who know what’s coming are writing academic doom-papers and debating whether sentient drones should be called “he” or “they.”
We’re not prepping.
We’re publishing.
And no one wants to be the whistleblower with no WiFi.
🧨 Challenges 🧨
If someone genuinely thought AI was going to end humanity, wouldn’t they do something a bit more urgent than file a report?
Or is this just the apocalypse… as a subscription model?
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📝 The best insights and roastings will feature in the next issue—assuming we beat the robots to press.
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