Chameleon Magazine

If this is not a good reason for joining REFORM then what is?

In a move so shameless it should’ve come with a warning label, MPs are allegedly backing a quiet crackdown on British pubs—those sacred halls of beer, banter, and brutal honesty. Meanwhile, their own private Parliament bar stays wide open, pouring discounted drinks into the mouths of the very people trying to dry up the rest of the country.

🍷 Banter for Me, But Not for Thee

Let’s get one thing straight:

Pubs aren’t just where people drink. They’re where people think.

They’re the last remaining places where opinions aren’t filtered through PR departments or policed by “sensible centrists.” They’re where grand ideas, angry rants, dodgy solutions, and revolutionary political debates are born—usually three pints deep and served with a Scotch egg.

Which, of course, is exactly why the political class can’t stand them.

Because you know who does like pubs? Reform UK.

You know where Reform’s support base tends to gather? In pubs.

And you know who’s suddenly topping polls, rattling the old parties, and refusing to politely disappear? Yep, them again.

So what better way to kill off a political uprising than to dismantle the spaces where it brews? Shut the pubs, sterilise the streets, replace honest pub talk with sterile talking points from a BBC panel show hosted by someone in a turtleneck.

This isn’t public health. It’s political quarantine.

And while the nation loses yet another pub, MPs will be safely locked away in Westminster’s subsidised drinkatorium, toasting their brilliance with a double G&T and no risk of someone shouting “You’re all useless!” across the room. Because real people have been removed from the equation.

🔥 Challenges 🔥

Are pubs under attack because they’re too real? Too democratic? Too Reform-adjacent?

Is this about alcohol—or is it about controlling the last place where dissent isn’t scripted?

We want your unfiltered takes. Post in the comments like you’re four pints in and holding court on a wobbly stool. 🍻🔥

👇 Comment, like, and share—because once the pubs are gone, you’ll miss them more than they miss your taxes.

The loudest, sharpest, and most rage-fuelled replies will be featured in the next issue. 🗞️🎯