Chameleon Magazine

 🚫🧒While grooming gang scandals have rocked northern cities and public trust hangs by a thread, London’s political elite just gave a big thumbs-down to funding an independent inquiry into child exploitation in the capital. Apparently, the £4.49 million price tag was too steep for truth — especially when compared to, say, the cost of a single TfL rebranding campaign or installing art on roundabouts.

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When asked if grooming gangs operate in London, Mayor Sadiq Khan tiptoed around the term like it was made of lava. His response? It’s all just “group-based exploitation,” and anyway, the Met is doing its own historic trawl through 15 years of cases. Sleep easy, folks — the same force that once ignored whistleblowers and mishandled abuse reports is totally on top of things now. 🙃

And let’s not forget the London Assembly’s heroic stand against… asking difficult questions. Labour, Green, Lib Dem, and Independent members locked arms to block the inquiry proposal, citing a lack of “clarity” and “necessity.” How convenient.

Meanwhile, critics — ranging from Tory Assembly members to retired detectives — are left howling into the void, wondering how many semantic somersaults it takes before a child abuse inquiry becomes too politically uncomfortable. Turns out, the number is just one if it’s proposed by the wrong party. 🎩🧠

This wasn’t just a budget vote. It was a masterclass in political optics over public safety, where definitions mattered more than victims, and transparency was treated like a grubby word uttered by peasants who don’t “understand the nuance.” 👀

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Challenges

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Does dodging the word “grooming” make the problem go away? Why is a full inquiry okay for Rotherham, Rochdale, and Telford — but not for London? We want your fire, your fury, your sarcasm. Drop your thoughts in the blog comments and don’t just scream into the social media void.

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The best responses will be published in the next issue of the magazine. 🗞️💥