You know Labour’s off the rails when their version of “foreign aid” is a sexting simulator — and their version of leadership is a Greatest Hits album of failure.
🛑 When You Invite Activists In and Send the Bill to the British People
Yes, it actually happened:
Labour opened the borders wider, fast-tracked activists into Britain, and while you were stuck in an NHS queue or dodging potholes the size of bathtubs, they signed off on a £41 million “pleasure-oriented sex chatbot” for Kenya.
Because who wouldn’t prioritise digital foreplay overseas over… you know… actual working services at home?
This isn’t just madness — it’s ideological malpractice, funded by you.
And that’s just the beginning.
🧨 Labour’s 2025 Fail List (So Far):
🔻 1. The Great Border Shrug
Illegal crossings? Record-breaking. Deportations? Vanishing act. Border control under Labour in 2025 is basically a suggestion with a hashtag.
⚖️ 2. The Soldier Stitch-Up
Elite forces — SAS, SBS, veterans — now face the threat of being dragged through civilian courts, thanks to Labour’s legal reform circus. A bigger betrayal than what they faced in actual war zones.
💷 3. Tax More, Deliver Less
Council taxes? Up. Fuel? Up. Returns? A full round of excuses with a side of spreadsheet gaslighting. Labour’s motto: “Take more, blame others.”
📱 4. Foreign Aid, Domestic Insult
£41 million on a “pleasure-first” chatbot app for Kenya, while British hospitals crumble and kids can’t get a dentist. It’s not foreign aid. It’s a foreign farce.
🏚️ 5. NHS? What NHS?
The waiting lists are now so long they qualify for state pensions. Meanwhile, Labour’s answer to the crisis is more admin hires, more committees, and fewer actual doctors.
🎓 6. Education by TikTok
Schools now prioritise “decolonising maths” while kids graduate unable to read their energy bills. But hey, at least the pronoun policies are up to date.
🧻 7. Net Zero or Net Stupid?
Banning boilers, taxing vehicles, and threatening meat — all while China builds another 200 coal plants. Labour’s climate strategy? Virtue first, logic never.
🧯 Britain in 2025: Virtue Signalling on Fire
Labour didn’t just lose the plot.
They redacted it, burned it, and replaced it with a feelings-based manifesto written by think tanks and Twitter mobs.
They talk equity while people can’t eat.
They champion global empathy while local services bleed out.
They spend your money on their ideological art projects — then call you “extreme” for noticing.
🔥 Challenges 🔥
Which Labour disaster has pushed you over the edge? Chatbot aid? Legal war on veterans? Or just the unbearable smugness of people who’ve never had to live with the policies they push? Sound off in the blog comments, not just Facebook. 💬💣
👇 Comment. Like. Share with someone who’s realised 2025 wasn’t a policy plan — it was a prank.
Best rants make it into our next issue. Chatbot-free. 📰🔥
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