Chameleon Magazine

 💸🇬🇧🧯We didn’t arrest him. We didn’t waterboard him. We didn’t build the cage he’s still rotting in.

But guess what? We’re now secretly handing over millions of pounds to Abu Zubaydah, the world’s most infamous never-charged detainee—because the UK may have passed along a few breadcrumbs to our friends in Langley. That’s right: America runs the torture show, Britain foots the tab.

And while your rent goes up, your pay stays flat, and your GP waiting list turns into a retirement plan, the government just wrote a blank cheque—on your behalf—to settle allegations of UK complicity. And we’re not even allowed to know how many zeroes were on it.

🚨 One Payout Down. Now Watch the Flood Begin…

Here’s the real kicker: this is just the beginning.

Now that we’ve cracked open the coffers, how do we say no to the next guy? Or the one after that?

What’s our legal defence going to be?

👉 “We might’ve helped a little with some torture, but not yours?”

Good luck arguing that in court.

This Zubaydah payout isn’t the end of a dark chapter—it’s the opening scene of a multi-season box set. And every single claimant has now seen how the UK handles this:

• Deny for years.
• Whisper “recusal” when it gets awkward.
• Then quietly throw taxpayer cash at the problem and hope the Daily Mail’s too distracted by a cucumber shortage to notice.

Meanwhile, Attorney General Richard Hermer, the man now managing the government’s legal credibility, was once Zubaydah’s own lawyer. And he’s Keir Starmer’s old pal, so we’re all just expected to believe there’s nothing to see here.

This is what happens when you merge state secrets, elite networks, and zero accountability. You don’t just get one dodgy payout.

You open the floodgates. 🌊💰

And if we can’t even see the settlement amount… how do we stop the next one?

🔥 Challenges 🔥

Are you ready to bankroll an entire generation of legal payouts for things you didn’t vote for, weren’t told about, and never approved? Because that’s what’s coming. And the government’s already shown they’ll handle it behind closed doors—again. Tap into your rage, suspicion, or dry British disbelief, and drop it in the blog comments. 💬💣