☄️👑History’s most persistent ghost has been dusted off, handed a badge, and sent back into the ruins—because when catastrophe strikes, why not call the man with the longest rap sheet?
🕊️ The Comeback Tour Nobody Asked For
Yes, Tony Blair—the architect-in-chief of the Iraq disaster, the man who marched Britain into an illegal war on a sales pitch that collapsed faster than the evidence—has found himself back in the mix. This time, hovering around Gaza, attached to “teams,” “roles,” and “advisory structures” so vague they practically scream plausible deniability.
After years of private jets, consultancy millions, and globe-trotting lectures on morality, Blair is once again near the levers of power. Not elected. Not accountable. Just… installed. One can only imagine the nostalgia. The briefing papers. The confident insistence that this time will be different.
Hope, of course, springs eternal—right up until it doesn’t. Because when your CV includes destabilising an entire region, igniting sectarian violence, and leaving British taxpayers holding the bill for decades, optimism feels less like a virtue and more like a dangerous habit.
And yes, let’s not pretend this won’t land on the UK’s tab eventually. It always does. Whether it’s reconstruction funds, “security commitments,” or the quiet siphoning of public money into international vanity projects, the British public has an uncanny knack for paying for decisions they never voted for. Again. 💷🔥
Blair once said history would judge him. History did. Apparently, the hiring committee didn’t read the verdict.
🔥 Challenges 🔥
Why do the same figures keep resurfacing when everything they touched turned to rubble? Is this expertise—or just elite recycling? And at what point does “experience” become a warning label?
Sound off in the blog comments. Anger, sarcasm, receipts—all welcome. 💬🔥
Chameleon Magazine 
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