Chameleon Magazine

 🖥️🙄In a stunning display of modern parenting resilience (read: total collapse), thousands of exhausted adults are now urging the government to ban the entire internet for anyone under sixteen—because, apparently, it’s the only way to wrestle power back from the tiny tyrants they’ve raised. After years of letting YouTube raise their children and TikTok decide their morals, parents are shocked—shocked!—to find that their offspring now control the Wi-Fi and the household.

😵‍💫 When iPads Raise the Kids, Don’t Be Surprised They’ve Unionised

 💻🧠It started innocently: a Cocomelon episode here, a Minecraft video there. Fast forward a decade, and you’ve got a generation of digital warlords who can override screen limits, set up VPNs, and cancel your Netflix account from an iPhone you bought them. Parents who can’t change a printer cartridge are now up against Fortnite-fuelled masterminds who speak in memes and type faster than you can blink.

So what’s the solution? Simple! Don’t take away their phones. Don’t engage with your kids. Don’t, heaven forbid, parent. No, ban the internet entirely. Because if your twelve-year-old threatens to leak your Facebook messages one more time, you might just start drafting legislation yourself.

This isn’t just a generational gap—it’s a full-blown digital coup. Teens are now running group chats like shadow governments, coordinating chaos with the efficiency of tech startups and the morals of a Bond villain. Parents? They’re just trying to remember their iCloud passwords.

⚠️ Challenges ⚠️

Why are we acting like the Wi-Fi router is the enemy when it’s clearly a parenting crutch? Are kids too powerful—or are adults just too afraid to say no? Have we created a generation of hyper-intelligent, emotionally feral screen goblins who know our bank PINs and fear nothing?