The Government, the Lords, and the Royals walk into a bar… and drink to your silence.
🧨 Power, Privilege & Perpetual Parasitism
Let’s face it—the whole establishment has expired, it’s just too posh to admit it. The government said they’d bring change, but apparently, they meant changing into new scandals. Council elections are being quietly cancelled like a failed sitcom. The House of Lords is now the UK’s most exclusive care home for political detritus, espionage relics, and aristocratic amateurs. And the Royal Family? Well, let’s just say one member treated Buckingham Palace like his personal Love Island. 🛏️🤢
We’re told this is tradition. But when your tradition involves suppressing democracy, elevating cronies, and brushing assault allegations under a Fabergé rug—maybe it’s time we stop calling it a tradition and start calling it what it is: a racket dressed in ermine.
The government ignores the people, the Lords weren’t chosen by the people, and the Royals rule over the people while pretending they don’t. A trifecta of untouchable institutions dancing on the edge of legitimacy while the rest of us drown in bills, bailiffs, and broken promises. 📉👎
What more needs to happen? A national PowerPoint presentation from hell? A PowerPoint titled “Why You’re All Being Mugged by Your Own Institutions (Again)”? 🖥️💀
Because when elections get scrapped, crooks get peerages, and princes get protected, you’re not living in a democracy. You’re just politely rotting in a platinum-plated pantomime.
How bad does it have to get before we rip the curtain down on this circus? 🎪 Are we going to wait until Parliament is sponsored by FIFA and the Royals launch an NFT line? Drop your sharpest takedowns in the blog comments—don’t just sigh into the void, scream into the satire. 📣✍️
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