🛑🗳️Keir Starmer has made one thing painfully clear: he’s not going anywhere. Mistakes? Mounting. Authority? Leaking. Support? Evaporating faster than a council grant. But our Labour leader is digging in like a mole in a collapsed tunnel—blind, stubborn, and convinced there’s still daylight ahead.
🗳️ Democracy? Only If You Clap First
Council elections? Don’t ask.
General election? Careful now.
Keep pressing for a democratic reckoning and Sir Not-Leaving might just cancel the whole circus and call it “streamlining governance.”
It’s the political equivalent of yelling “I meant to do that!” after driving into a wall.
We’ve entered the gaslight stage of the leadership crisis:
- Starmer’s “not losing control”—he’s just redefining it.
- He didn’t ignore the Mandelson backlash—he transcended it.
- And if Labour hemorrhages in the local elections? Just a “strategic retreat into disappointment.”
Let’s be honest: if Starmer could cancel the next election and replace it with a 400-page PDF called “Why I’m Still Right”, he would.
He’s clinging to leadership like it’s the last rail pass out of accountability.
And every time someone mentions democracy, you can see his eye twitch behind the forensic calm.
🧨 Challenges 🧨
Do we still live in a democracy—or a PowerPoint presentation on how not to resign? Drop your rebellion in the blog comments. Let’s crowdsource some honesty, since Parliament’s fresh out. 🗯️🔥
Chameleon Magazine 
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