Police in South Ayrshire have launched an investigation after a human leg—still wearing its sock—washed up on Prestwick Beach. The discovery has sparked both concern and confusion, not least because the rest of the man is allegedly still on the loose.
Authorities say they’re searching for a man currently described as “legless,” though they stress this refers to his physical condition and not his alcohol intake—although, in Scotland, one never rules out either.
“There’s no indication he could have got too far,” a police source said, presumably while glancing nervously out to sea and checking under picnic blankets. Locals have been asked to keep an eye out for anyone hopping about or struggling to ride a bicycle in gentle circles.
The leg is now in police custody and reportedly cooperating fully with inquiries.
More updates as this one-footed saga lurches forward.
Chameleon Magazine 
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