💷🇫🇷🚤Britain’s deal with France to tackle small-boat crossings already stands at £662 million over three years, funding extra policing, surveillance, maritime operations and intelligence work. Now Sébastien Huyghe, chairman of a French parliamentary commission examining Channel agreements, has warned that if crossings remain a major problem, France could seek more than €1 billion — around £930 million — in a future deal.
Huyghe argues that Britain itself remains a strong destination for migrants, pointing to asylum outcomes and the UK labour market as factors that encourage people to attempt the crossing. That is his commission’s assessment, rather than an uncontested conclusion; the UK Government has argued that cooperation with France is disrupting smugglers and preventing attempted crossings.
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Apparently £662 million may eventually be the introductory offer.
The next package could come with extra police, extra drones, extra boats, extra intelligence and — presumably — a complimentary loyalty card where Britain gets the tenth border agreement stamped free. 🎟️
There is, of course, actual enforcement behind the spending. French authorities have intercepted and prevented numerous attempted departures, and both governments argue that cross-Channel cooperation is necessary to tackle smuggling networks.
But the political headache practically writes its own satire.
Britain pays France hundreds of millions to make the route harder. France says Britain remains sufficiently attractive that people keep trying anyway. And if they keep trying, the argument goes, Britain might eventually need to pay France even more.
It’s less “stop the boats” and more:
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Meanwhile, taxpayers could reasonably ask what success is supposed to look like: fewer launches, fewer arrivals, more smugglers arrested, lower spending — or simply another agreement with another very large number printed at the bottom?
And one important distinction: the suggested £930 million figure is not an agreed bill. It is a warning about what France could seek in a future arrangement if the problem persists.
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If the price really did approach £1 billion, what measurable results should taxpayers expect in return?
Would you judge the deal by the amount spent, the number of crossings prevented, the number of smugglers caught, or the number of people who ultimately reach Britain?
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