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Having successfully outsourced our entire manufacturing base, our steel industry, and the ability to build a railway line to Birmingham, Whitehall has hit upon its next great strategic triumph: handing the remote control for the entire British electricity grid directly to Beijing. Lessons Will Be Learned (In Mandarin) According to a flurry of breathless reports…
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🏛️ Pay Up, Pharaoh: Britain Demands Centuries Of Back Pay From Rome, France, And The Bronze Age
The business of historical reparations is expanding faster than a local council compliance department, and it is time the United Kingdom got its snout into the ledger. For years, the prevailing consensus has been that modern nations must account for the moral and financial debts of their ancestors. But if we are establishing the legal…
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There is an exquisite, almost artistic beauty to watching a political leader transition from noisy opposition crusader to the heavily restricted caretaker of a spreadsheet. The grand spectacle of national transformation—complete with glowing promises of immediate public salvation—has hit the immovable object known as standard government process. It turns out that moving the goalposts is…

